𝒂𝒅𝒅 𝒐𝒓 𝒅𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒆 𝒂𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 ^^

• i have good hygiene
• i always smell like chocolate
• everyones breath always smells fresh and minty
• i have a black card that never declines
• i’m a responsible adult
• im mature
• no one finds out i shifted unless i tell them (in which case they’re very supportive)
• the bathroom always smells good
• my zippers never get stuck
• i dont have dandruff
• my nails are strong
• when i go shopping they always have things i want in my size, style
• i can walk in heels really good
• stages are never slippery
• my shoes are never uncomfortable
• sand and rocks never get in my shoes
• im not allergic to anything
• my posture doesnt affect me